THE BIG SQUASH
The Big Bang is a hoax. Allow me to explain, it is well known to all those in the know that the universe is not expanding but rather that it is being squashed! That is right, your universe is being squashed, it is not dispersing, it is not accelerating into an infinity vacuum, it is not expanding, it is not even voluntarily contracting under its own gravitational weight, rather the universe is being squashed. But much to your fortune, and thanks to your mortality, the final point of the great plastering finality, is still billions of billions of years away. Scientist and governments don’t want to tell you this, because they think that you will panic and stop dieting and working hard for a living. So they have taken to explaining that the universe is expanding and expansion does have that nice empire building, colonizing, ring to it. By such measure your expanding universe gets bigger everyday sort of like adding rooms to your house all the time.
These hellacious expansion is being rationalized and empirically justified by a phenomenon called the red shift. The red shift is basically a scientific way of saying that the entire universe is mooning your earth. That the entire universe has turned its back to you! That the entire universe, that is all the matter in it, is running away from you! That you are not a big attraction, and that very hefty escape from you, red exhaust, is what is observed as a red shift.
Of course the red shift is really an optical illusion that can be accurately perceived if one has the irrational ability to peer into the plastering finality. Imagine if you will a huge giant spherical entity that has within its spherical essence galaxies, solar systems, black holes, you, comets, space, moonshine, etc… now imagine that giant sphere; imagine too that there are other spheres even more giant than that already very giant sphere that you have made as far and wide as the perimeters of your imagination, so much so that you can not imagine a larger imaginary sphere, yet that is precisely what I am asking you to do now. To imagine a sphere larger than the largest sphere that you can imagine, which naturally turns into a very hypothetical spherical object, you really can’t fathom it, at best you can imagine segments of it, you see curbing lines that somehow will meet at unconceivable concentric polarities. Now imagine that your universe, is actually sitting betwixt two of these ephemerally very real but unimaginable spherical universes, and they are being pulled together by each others warping of space-time, in short, two very, very giant universes are being helplessly attracted towards each other, and your universe, the very one that you have the capacity to imagine because you can’t escape it, reality is produced by a failure of momentum, yours is stuck in the dead center middle.
Now your spherical universe has polarity, one end of that polarity is somewhere around and beyond Sextan and the other pole of that around and beyond Aquila. Now let us focus back, You are between two universes that are fatally attracted to each other, their weight squashing you from both wherever universal poles. Betwixt your universe is helplessly collapsing but before its final collapse, like all things that are being squashed, it appears incorrectly to be expanding. For instance take something smaller than your imagination on hand, such as a nice big orange, apply pressure to both of its poles with your hands, you will notice that the equator, and most of everything that is not in direct contact with the pressured poles of the orange, will actually expand as you squish it; and if you place yourself as an observer, standing somewhere within 65 percent of the inner spherical body of the orange, the orange and all the matter in it would appear to you to be expanding, while it is technically being squashed. You would see the matter in that area actually dashing away from you towards the perimeter of the orange, you see all the matter is trying to get out of the way of the plastering finality, and that dash makes it all look like one grand unified expansion. Your universe is indeed seemingly expanding because it is being squashed. I will let you conclude the implications.
Burp.
These hellacious expansion is being rationalized and empirically justified by a phenomenon called the red shift. The red shift is basically a scientific way of saying that the entire universe is mooning your earth. That the entire universe has turned its back to you! That the entire universe, that is all the matter in it, is running away from you! That you are not a big attraction, and that very hefty escape from you, red exhaust, is what is observed as a red shift.
Of course the red shift is really an optical illusion that can be accurately perceived if one has the irrational ability to peer into the plastering finality. Imagine if you will a huge giant spherical entity that has within its spherical essence galaxies, solar systems, black holes, you, comets, space, moonshine, etc… now imagine that giant sphere; imagine too that there are other spheres even more giant than that already very giant sphere that you have made as far and wide as the perimeters of your imagination, so much so that you can not imagine a larger imaginary sphere, yet that is precisely what I am asking you to do now. To imagine a sphere larger than the largest sphere that you can imagine, which naturally turns into a very hypothetical spherical object, you really can’t fathom it, at best you can imagine segments of it, you see curbing lines that somehow will meet at unconceivable concentric polarities. Now imagine that your universe, is actually sitting betwixt two of these ephemerally very real but unimaginable spherical universes, and they are being pulled together by each others warping of space-time, in short, two very, very giant universes are being helplessly attracted towards each other, and your universe, the very one that you have the capacity to imagine because you can’t escape it, reality is produced by a failure of momentum, yours is stuck in the dead center middle.
Now your spherical universe has polarity, one end of that polarity is somewhere around and beyond Sextan and the other pole of that around and beyond Aquila. Now let us focus back, You are between two universes that are fatally attracted to each other, their weight squashing you from both wherever universal poles. Betwixt your universe is helplessly collapsing but before its final collapse, like all things that are being squashed, it appears incorrectly to be expanding. For instance take something smaller than your imagination on hand, such as a nice big orange, apply pressure to both of its poles with your hands, you will notice that the equator, and most of everything that is not in direct contact with the pressured poles of the orange, will actually expand as you squish it; and if you place yourself as an observer, standing somewhere within 65 percent of the inner spherical body of the orange, the orange and all the matter in it would appear to you to be expanding, while it is technically being squashed. You would see the matter in that area actually dashing away from you towards the perimeter of the orange, you see all the matter is trying to get out of the way of the plastering finality, and that dash makes it all look like one grand unified expansion. Your universe is indeed seemingly expanding because it is being squashed. I will let you conclude the implications.
Burp.
posted by Ricardo Correa at 8/31/2006 10:50:00 AM
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